Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Crime scene

This actually happned on the train while I was on my way to work.

Woman A asked woman B "Do you want baby?"

Woman B did not answer yes or no.

Woman A repeated her question, "Do you want baby or not?"

Woman B smiled uneasily.

Woman A flashed out her mobile phone, and started showing baby photos to her. This is her catalogue.

The shortest novel in the world, written by Hemingway, contains only six words -"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I am going to re-write a little "mobile phone : baby catalogs, no discount"


Blogger 舞者 said...

The lack of article 'a' between 'want' and 'baby' bothers me more than the uneasy silence of Woman B.

7/28/2009 10:15 PM  
Blogger steve tan said...


and yes the entire conversation is with thick singlish accent

by the way, i'm sure you have watched the youtube video (keywords : orchard, suntanning, girls)

7/28/2009 10:35 PM  
Blogger 舞者 said...

Thanks for the tip. Finally, I am brought back to the uncomfortable reality of Xia Xue... I guess this comment by one viewer sums it all up:

"新加坡也有芙蓉姐姐了!!!!!!!!!! "

7/28/2009 10:48 PM  

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